Sunday, August 20, 2017

The Anthem

Everyone stood up for the anthem, except a middle-aged Muslim man. Even as the anthem played, people looked at him with disgust.

When the anthem finished and all sat down, one asked him, “Couldn’t you stand up for our anthem?”

He replied, “Sorry, I lost a leg in the Kargil war fighting for our country.”

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Set back your clock by 2 hours every day

We all tend to lead a procrastinated life these days. But this procrastination stems from a deeper psychological imprint in our mind owing to how we perceive our time at home and at work. It is a vicious loop much like the serpent swallowing its own tail. The cause becomes the effect, and the effect becomes the cause.

Now let us take the starting point as our waking up in the morning.

We wake up two hours later than we ought to. This delays our immediate activities accordingly. We eat a late breakfast, hardly have time for our family and rush to the office, two hours late. Our morning work is thus pushed and we end up having a late lunch.  Because we had a late lunch, we end up pushing our afternoon work into the evening, and thus end up finishing office two hours later than we ought to. We arrive home late, and have a late dinner. We then want time for the family, so we take some time out, chatting with the family. Then a little later we realize that we have not given ourselves any time in the day. We then take that time out of the night, spend it catching up with friends online, or reading something, or on anything else that give us the illusion of a self-gratifying day. However, we only end up going to sleep much later in the night than we ought to. And thus the cycle begins again from the top of this paragraph.

The beginning of the above paragraph was the cause and it progressed into the effect as it went forward. Now if you read the paragraph from the bottom line to the top, then you will notice that it again went from the cause to the effect, both ways.
Everything we do is connected and has a cascading impact in our future time.

Set your clock back by those two hours now. You will notice that time then becomes an investment as it will give you back many minutes in return.

Three things in life that you must use with care as they have the capability to reduce are – Money, Time and your grey cells. Spend it wisely only on the needed things, and you will save a lot even with what you have.

Set back your clock by two hours every day and that will set your life in order.

Hollywood Cliches

We all love watching Hollywood movies. Some of us even hold Hollywood movies at a higher plane compared to Indian movies because we believe that Hollywood movies are made by very talented people and always scripted very well. But over the years when you have actually watched many movies, you cannot help but notice certain clichéd dialogues which actually become an irritation with their overuse across movies.
 
Here are some of the most common clichés that I have adapted for an Indian scenario where a wife goes into the bathroom early morning and finds a huge cockroach on the wash basin. Panic sets in and she calls out to her husband for help in dealing with the cockroach. What happens next? Read on.
 
Wife walks into the bathroom early morning. Just as she is about to brush her teeth, she finds a huge, flying cockroach right above the wash basin. That literally petrifies her. 
 
(Note: for added dramatic effect, you can make the cockroach a genetically modified one that can breathe fire also. You can also name it - Indominus Unobtainus Roaches). 
 
Paaru: Rahul, come here quickly. You gotta take a look at this. (Cliché #1 – dialogue immediately creates a suspense which interests the viewers)
 
Rahul: What is it Paaru? Why are you calling me in the middle of my early morning workout? This better be important (Cliché #2 – protagonist initially ignores the threat only to be totally focused about it later on)
 
Just as Rahul enters the bathroom saying this, he too notices the cockroach. Being a science-zoology nerd and associate professor of zoology as well, it is only second nature for Rahul to make informed intellectual conclusions about what he is dealing with (Cliché #3 – protagonist happens to have the exact required knowledge on the subject matter that the movie is dealing with. Example, In “The Martian”, it was so convenient that Mark Watney happened to be a botanist as well so that he could grow potatoes on Mars!)
 
Rahul: Oh my God! That species belongs to the Blattodea order. It’s been around for the last 320 million years but never thought one would stray so close to civilization! (Cliché #4 – throw in some scientific terminologies to make it all sound very intellectual as well as ominous. Viewers are dumb anyway. They would not realize that it was just a common cockroach. Bring in prehistory here to make the cockroach a cousin of the T-Rex)
 
Paaru: So, who do we call? (Cliché #5 – Even if there is really no need to call anybody and also one really does not know that many people to call, still adding this dialogue instantly converts the situation into a global tragedy)
 
Rahul: Everybody. (Cliché #6 – This further makes the problem a universal one! Call everybody right from the milkman to the President of the US, so that all of them can discuss and tackle the problem on a common platform. Come on, just call those that are really needed to fix the problem already)
 
Rahul yells out to Kuppanna, the portly neighbour. Kuppanna yells back asking what the problem is. All this while the cockroach is patiently waiting to see what would happen next. Paaru is yet to brush her teeth as well.
 
Rahul: Kuppanna, we have a situation here (Cliché #7 – never directly tell what the problem is. Beat around the bush so that there is some movie time going on until they come to the point. It builds the suspense, thinks the screenwriter. But actually irritates the viewers.).
 
Kuppanna : What is it? You are not coming through clearly.
 
Rahul: We have a roach (Cliché #8 – always use slangs. Don’t stick with normal English. Even in threatening situations, let us Americanize everything)
 
Kuppanna: Shall I bring my chappal to kill it?
 
Rahul: NO. We need something big. REALLY BIG (Cliché #9 – When you talk about weapons, always use words like “something really big”. It does not matter if you don’t specify the exact weapon model. The other person will automatically make the connection and bring the exact weapon needed to deal with the threat)
 
Just as the cockroach is about to take off because it is bored to death, Kuppanna rushes in with a big broomstick. Rahul is happy for the reinforcements.
 
Rahul: Welcome to the party (Cliché #10 – All tough people always makes the fights look so easy. So they call it a party)
 
Kuppanna : Yeah bro, where are the drinks? (Cliché #11 – Bring the ‘Bro’ slang to show how cool people are in such a grave situation. Also can be used to show how military guys treat each other as family. Also, in such grave situations, throw in some silly humour to make the overall scene look cool, just like Kuppanna’s stupid question about the drinks! Preferably Kuppanna can also break in through the window, with glass flying around, for dramatic effect, rather than through the main door that Rahul can quickly open.)
 
Kuppanna beats the sh** out of the cockroach. It lies dead on the wash basin, after receiving nearly 50 deadly blows by the broomstick. Paaru and Rahul are hiding behind the shower curtain. Paaru is yet to brush her teeth. In a shaking voice she asks Kuppanna…
 
Paaru: Is it over? (Cliché #12 – when one of the supporting characters asks this question, it is to basically convey that the opposite of it is going to happen. It will make the situation very ominous and make the viewers anxious about what would happen next)
 
Kuppanna: No, it is only the beginning. (Cliché #13 – This sets the stage for the rest of the movie. The protagonist or the supporting character has just unleashed something so deadly. Now it is going to take a lot more broomsticks, er…I mean weapons, to stop the rampage)
 
Kuppanna had not even completed the sentence when a dozen cockroaches flew out of their hiding places. They were all high-tech, radar-enabled cockroaches who only wanted to escape through the window. But Kuppanna had his broomstick slashing about and in no time downed all the cockroaches. (Cliché #14 – No matter what the odds are, the protagonist always wins with his knowledge, wit and weapons)
 
Kuppanna is sweating blood. He has bloodstains all over his face after the fierce battle (Cliché #15 – the more the blood, the more it makes the battle look gory. You can throw in blood even in a verbal battle. The viewers won’t bother anyway.)
 
Rahul is standing next to Kuppanna. Paaru slowly comes out from behind the shower curtain. She sees all the toiletries scattered on the floor. Her toothpaste tube is on the floor with the cap open. The paste has been squeezed out. The brush handle is broken. She sees devastation all over. And she has still not brushed her teeth. She also sees the completely damaged broomstick, with all the loose sticks hanging out. Looking at the broomstick, she asks.
 
Paaru: So where do we go from here? (Cliché #16 – Clichéd question at the end of any disaster movie, as it is important for the viewers to know that these idiots are going to be okay after all the destruction that has happened)
 
Rahul: We rebuild. That’s what we have always done. And be prepared for the future. (Cliché #17 – Rahul meant putting together the broomstick again. But in the movie, it is almost always to show the greatness and power of their own country, and the thought that they can rebuild their country again from any devastation, while all the other countries will be standing around doing nothing, except having their thumbs in their mouth. Also, this gives the viewers a 360 degree viewing satisfaction as they are now assured that the idiots are safe. Moreover, this also leaves the option for a sequel in the last line about being prepared for the future)
 
This is how you make Hollywood disaster movies in which one particular country saves the rest of the world.

Say No to Linear Model of Income!

As far as revenue is concerned, while product companies have almost always followed a non-linear model of revenue, service industries have predominantly stuck to a linear model. A linear revenue model is one where revenue from a project/division is dependent on the number of resources deployed and the amount of effort expended. So service industries basically recruit and deploy more employees in order to increase their revenue growth. However in a product company, the team expends a one-time effort to design and develop each product. After the product is put into the market, the product earns revenue multiple times over the efforts and costs expended in developing it. This is non-linear revenue model of revenue.
 
But now even service companies are shifting towards a non-linear revenue model by automating their operations, focusing on reusability and retaining only the core-skilled employees. Then why are we still working on a linear model of income? 
 
While no such term exists, I would say, a linear model of income is the salary you get (or the money you earn) only until you physically work for it. So if a person holds a salaried job until his retirement age, then he is drawing salary in linear model until then. A linear model gives a satisfaction of accomplishment and a sense of being prepared initially, but will not be effective in the long run, especially when one works in a private organisation that is devoid of benefits that one can otherwise enjoy working in a government or public sector.
 
So what kind of investments does a private company employee think of to improve his financial status? 
 
Here are some of the top investment/saving mechanisms that salaried professionals are going after these days:
 
Provident Fund and its derivatives
Mutual Fund Investments
Real estate
 
Provident Fund is seldom used for the purpose it is meant. Most of us close PF accounts when shifting companies so that we put the money to some other emergency use at that point of time. Now let us assume that a person starts working in a private organisation at the age of 25 and retires at 58, putting in 33 years of service. Let us assume an average PF saving of Rs.10000 per month (employee and organisation contribution together) for all the years (please note that I am considering it as an average). So it is Rs.1,20,000 per year on PF savings. And it would amount to approximately 40 lakhs at the time of his retirement assuming that he has not withdrawn PF amount during his earlier working years. If the person lives to a good 85 years of age, then 40 lakhs is not going to be sufficient for his sustenance over the next 27 years post retirement.
 
Now how about mutual fund investments? The story is more or less the same here too. A good percentage of us invest in mutual funds basically to evade tax. Assuming that a person is able to afford two investments that amount to a premium of Rs.10,000 per month, which would be Rs.1,20,000 per year, then the sum assured in most cases is around five lakhs per investment at the end of the maturity period. I am considering a regular 5- or 7-year term policy that matures in 20 or 25 years. Again, such a policy is not going to provide enough funds to sustain life post retirement, while it can help you evade income tax and provide you some coverage in case of death or accident.
 
Now on to real estate. Everyone is more than eager to tap the real estate market as soon as they land themselves a job, thanks to effective marketing as well as our own nature to compare our lives with that of others. We believe that real estate is the real deal, an appreciating asset that we can always rely on. That is actually a myth. Real estate is actually a liability, and its value is fluctuating, based on market conditions. Moreover, even if you consider it to be an appreciating asset, you will make a profit out of it only if there are buyers. When the economy goes down and money is scarce, almost everyone who owns a property is going to consider selling it based on their financial situation. With supply more than demand, the prices will be bargained and takers for the property are not going to be easy to come by. Also, with money put into real estate, the funds you are going to have for the above-mentioned investments is going to be tight as well. And the sad part here is, you purchase a property considering it an asset, let it out for rent thinking that the rent will pay for the EMI and continue to live in a rented house yourself. With inflation and escalating real estate prices, the rent from a property will never equal the monthly loan payments for the property. And finally you end up shifting to your new own house after it is a few years old already.
 
Now that we have seen how the above ‘investments’ will actually work out for a salaried professional, let us consider the typical psyche of the salaried professional. We want to believe that our salary is going to sustain us, pay for all our wants and needs, and also provide savings for the rainy day in the future. We try so hard to believe that we are making the right investment decisions based on the brochures and the marketing talk sold to us by investment executives. We have no idea what it’s actually like to retire from a private firm (I’ve written my views about it in an earlier note in Facebook). We think that we can make good all these financial challenges by taking up onsite opportunities. While it works out for a few, not everyone can land themselves in an onsite role. And with the new outsourcing policies in discussion worldwide, there are challenges in that as well now.
 
Most often, the logical route a salaried professional will take post retirement is to invest his money and try to get a regular income from it. However it is not the age to take financial risks. And it is definitely not a suitable age to start thinking afresh about starting up a business. While nothing is impossible, it is still very challenging at that age to move to a non-linear income model when you have been used to a linear income model most of your life.
 
This is why we need to adopt a mindset to set up a non-linear mode of income for ourselves much ahead in our life, when we are still young and healthy. While you can continue to be employed, it is always wise to consider setting up some business alongside, even if at small scale, to open up an income channel. And make any expenditure using the income from the business and reserve the salary for investments using the other modes I mentioned about above
 
With employments becoming a challenge, competition increasing, inflation exploding and society shrinking, it is important to discover those additional ways of income rather than depend on one source of income: your salary.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

The Executioner

It is the year 1624. The kingdom of Haleri is under the rule of King Virarajendra Krishnavarman. Under his just yet iron-fisted rule, the kingdom fared very well and flourished with natural and material wealth. The happiness of the citizens of Haleri spread vibrant colors all around. But for me, the world had just turned grey and gloomy.
My name is Pawan Kumar Navyogi, son of Bhairav Kumar Navyogi. I descend from a family of royal executioners and my father held the position until his death six months ago. Soon after his death, I was made the royal executioner of Haleri at the age of 26, much against my wishes, as I could not express my refusal to the king for the fear of incurring his wrath. I spent every day loathing my profession and praying that I would never find myself in a situation where I have to actually execute a person. I wanted to become a medical healer and save lives, which has been my dream since childhood. I never could hurt anyone, let alone behead a person.
But the godforsaken day came, and soon at that too. It was the day after Amavasya when the woman was brought before the king for trial. Kadambari, which was her name, looked beautiful and elegant like a lotus flower. Her oval face radiated a divine grace, that anyone would wonder how such a celestial being could ever be put on trial in front of the king. Her husband Mahadevarajan, a wealthy influential merchant, accused her of adultery and betrayal, having caught her in a passionate embrace, lost to the world, with another man in his garden the previous night.
Enraged, Mahadevarajan had raised the alarm for his servants to arrest and bind them both, but the man had by then escaped into the dark wilderness behind the palatial house. He was never seen nor caught. Mahadevarajan seethed in anger at Kadambari’s betrayal though he knew, in his heart, that he had made her his second wife much against her wishes, by forcing her father for the debt he owed him. His anger had turned into a blinding madness and he wanted Kadambari to pay for her betrayal, with her life.
Under King Virarajendra’s rule, crimes of murder, banditry, rape and adultery are punishable by death. The king believes that the fear of a strict punishment would prevent people from indulging in serious crimes and the cultural tradition of his kingdom would be preserved. The king had always wanted the justice system of his kingdom to be the pride of his rule and an exemplary example to other kingdoms. He was not a person to be emotionally swayed; in fact, he lacked emotion totally when it came to meting out punishment if the crime was proved. However, he was just and fair enough to provide an opportunity to the accused to defend oneself, before the guilt was proven.
Kadambari stood trembling in front of the king, knowing well what fate awaited her. After Mahadevarajan finished narrating the incidents of the previous night, Virarajendra asked Kadambari if she accepted the crime that was being leveled against her by her husband. He also let her know that the crime, if accepted, was punishable by death. She nodded silently, never uttering a word. The king asked her to name the man with whom she had betrayed her husband. He gave his word that he would spare her life if she named the man, under the consideration that the man had enticed her into the crime of adultery by taking advantage of her loneliness and gullibility.
But, Kadambari never spoke a word. It seemed like she had silenced herself to the whole world. The king looked at her silently for a long time and she too met his gaze, unfaltering. The king lowered his gaze and, with a heavy heart, ordered her to be executed the next morning. Mahadevarajan was happy with his anger being sated by the verdict, but my world came crumbling down.
My first execution, it dawned on me, was going to be that of a beautiful woman that I would have cared for like a flower, only if life had done me that favor. I could not sleep the whole night and spent it thinking about Kadambari and what had transpired in court that morning. My next morning came with a sense of dread and sadness. I could not eat anything as I did not have the stomach for it, and hastened to the gallows in the wee hours. I carried my father’s sword, a shining talwar, which he always used for his executions.
The prison guards had already readied the prisoner and brought her to the gallows. A priest performed karma rites in a systematic yet detached manner, praying to the gods to forgive her sins and accept her soul into the heavens. I rather felt that it was the others that needed forgiving by the gods that day. Kadambari stood silently, her red-rimmed eyes looking down; it looked like she had been crying the entire night. But, her calmness gave away no emotions now. She was brought forth to the execution block. Her hands were tied behind and she was made to kneel down. I stood beside her as she knelt. For a brief moment she looked up at me; her eyes haunt me to this very living moment. Tears welled up in her eyes, as well as in mine. It took all my strength to control my emotions in front of everyone. Just before she bent her head forward in the block, I saw a slight smile form in the corner of her lips; she was done with this world and ready to move on to the next.
The execution was swift. Though my heart weighed heavily and my hands trembled, my sword came down fast. I wanted to ensure that she had a quick death so that she was relieved of all agony soon. After the deed was done, the king went back to his royal duties with the satisfaction of having upheld justice and culture once again; Mahadevarajan went back to his selfish life, looking forward to his hunt for another wife. But here I am, sitting in the darkness of my room the same night, crying myself hoarse, thinking of Kadambari and her eyes when she saw me for the last time.
Kadambari could have easily mentioned my name in the court when questioned, to save herself. But she chose not to. She instead chose to protect my life by sacrificing hers. But, what was my life worth without her? I was just an executioner who killed people at the king’s bidding. In my dull grey life, she had streamed in like a guiding lamp to lead me out of my darkness into the rainbow. I do not even remember when or where I had first met her, but only remember the ecstasy I felt deep inside when our eyes had met. Also, for the first time in my life, I had felt a sense of purpose. Pursuing my objective of getting closer to her with a singular focus, I soon came to know that she was married against her wishes and detested her life until she had met me. Our situation soon made us find ourselves within each other. Our love grew day by day, blossoming into an almost utopian hope of happiness and togetherness. We wanted to live every moment in its entirety, not knowing how many such moments would come in life and how long each would last.
We soon reached a point where our life was meaningless without being together. So we decided to elope away into the night, to some faraway place, never to be found again. We made our plans for the fateful night of the Amavasya; little did we know that it was a different fate that awaited us. After Mahadevarajan caught us on that cursed night, I wanted to stand and face him like a man. But Kadambari forced me to disappear into the night, convincing me that she would manage the situation and we would soon be together somehow. I was a fool to have believed her and run away. Had I known that Mahadevarajan would put her on trial in front of the king, I would have killed him that very night, to save her, and we would have disappeared forever.
Instead, I sit here all alone now, having taken the life of my sweetheart with one swipe of the sword. I would have come forth to accept my crime to the king in the court. But I realized that, even if the king had spared Kadambari’s life, she would still have led a life of ridicule and hate and would have suffered in the hands of a hypocritical society till her last breath. Hence, I remained quiet and decided to end her misery.
As I sit here thinking over the happenings a resolute calmness is coming over me. My hand is gripping the sword tightly even as it is inches towards my abdomen. I have no more use for the body; it is only holding me back from going to my Kadambari in heaven. I feel no remorse, or anger, not even towards Mahadevarajan whom I would have killed for destroying Kadambari’s life and our dreams. But then, I could not risk him troubling us in the next world as well. So I let him be; leaving him to his own fate.
As my life is being drained slowly out of my body, and I am being embraced by a welcoming blackness, I look at the blood stained sword and cannot control my feeling of exaltation at being united with my Kadambari in blood.

As for the king, he can find another executioner for I have resigned now. With each passing gasp, I am leaving the world with the lingering hope that there would be no more beheadings, in the name of culture and tradition, and the sword would be put to rust.

The Beast of Dervaig

The village of Dervaig stood in eerie gloom, bathed only by the light of the new moon. Nestled on the Isle of Mull along the west coast of Scotland, the smell of salt and sea filled the land with a unique fragrance. Cold breeze drowned all ambient sounds by its heaviness. The empty streets were covered in mist making it impossible to see anything beyond a few paces. All living souls had taken safe refuge inside their little abodes. But, neither the dinner on the table nor the quilt on the bed offered them any comfort that night. It was not a night to be feeling hungry or sleepy, but one to be filled with a single intense emotion: dread.
The entire village had gone into a self-imposed curfew an hour before sunset. All the houses were heavily barricaded, like its inhabitants wanted to keep out an army. Only a small group of brave armed men stood guard at specific places around the village, waiting for the onslaught to begin. A fenced enclosure near the village border held cows and sheep that grazed lazily, unaware of the grisly fate that awaited them. In the silence that immersed the village, only the occasional sounds of the animals were carried forth by the cold breeze that chilled the bones.
With a population of just over a hundred, the families of the village had always lived as a close-knit cluster; where everyone knew everyone else. Life had been uneventful for the villagers with their days spent in farming, cattle rearing and trade, and the nights spent in eating, drinking and making merry. Barring a few random incidents of cattle theft at night, here and there, life had otherwise been uneventful for the villagers, until two months back.
The first time terror struck the village, the villagers woke up to blood and gore everywhere, in the morning after the new moon. Cattle lay dead in their sheds, their guts and organs ripped out. And this evil was not one to spare children. A couple of families found their little ones missing. A search was launched and they soon found the bodies in the thick vegetation that bordered the village. The necks were snapped from where the blood had been sucked. The spine had been broken and the organs, including the brain, had been pulled out from the back. The half-eaten organs were found next to the bodies. It was a gruesome sight to all that bore witness to the scene that day. The grief-stricken wail of the mothers was heard far in the next villages.
The villagers never recovered from the shock of the first attack. They did not know what evil had besieged them; never having heard of such incidents before. For the next few days, the villagers shut themselves in their houses most of the time. They remained silent and paralyzed, not making a sound, for the fear of drawing the evil to them. Nature calls were taken care of within the house itself, which only made life more miserable with all the suffocation, as the windows and doors remained firmly shut.
As days went by, they saw or heard nothing, making them wonder if the evil had left their village in peace. As they could not be sure, the curfew continued. But as supplies ran out, some of the family members ventured out to get food and other necessary things, out of fear of starvation. They went everywhere in small groups, carrying sticks and stones to protect themselves. They never ventured far and returned quickly to their houses after they had gathered the bare minimum supplies for surviving the next few days before having to venture out again. Thus, life went on.
It was almost a month since the incident and life seemed to be returning to normal, with no sign of the evil returning to their village. Thus, gaining a little confidence and courage, the villagers began going about their work during the daytime. However, by noon their courage gave way to mortal fear and they went into their curfew by sunset. They had by then built proper barricades around their houses and cattle sheds. All livestock were now locked up safely within their sheds.
It was the night of the first new moon since the attack. The families had finished their dinners by the candlelight and were preparing the beds for slumber, when they heard the unearthly howl for the first time. The howl that shredded the air with its shrillness belonged to no human. Everyone stood petrified in their spot, listening to the sounds. All candles were immediately extinguished and the houses were drenched in darkness as they waited for the attacks to begin. The howls had approached nearer by then.
Children and women, and some of the men too, began to whimper and sob quietly. They could hear the thing, whatever it was, right outside their houses in the street. They heard labored breathing and a low guttural growl as the beast prowled the streets, in search of prey. No one dared to open the windows even a slit, to have a look at what terrorized them. As they sat in agonizing silence, the villagers heard the beast crash through the shed in one of the houses. The villagers spent the rest of the night listening to sounds of cattle howling in pain, the crunching of bones and the slurping of blood, while the beast sated its hunger.
The next morning, the village was gathered around the shaman who spoke to the gods to find a way to free the village from the beast. The only way to quench the blood thirst of the beast, he said, was to feed it willingly, thus creating an allegiance of trust with it. The shaman opined that the beast would not hurt anyone that it considered to be trustworthy and an ally. Since the beast seemed to attack only on the new moon, it was decided that every household in the village would volunteer to sacrifice one livestock every new moon to keep the peace of the village. The villagers also decided that a group of able-bodied young volunteers, armed with sticks, crossbows and spears, would be positioned at specific vantage points around the village to protect the families while hoping that the beast would accept their offerings and leave them in peace. This decision brought a feeling of confidence and a sense of direction among the villagers which gave them some peace of mind in the days that followed, until the next new moon.
The village woke up to the new moon day with a feeling of dread and anxiety, despite knowing well what they had to do. By noon, all the animals chosen asofferings were herded into a rickety fenced enclosure just outside the border of the village, nearer to the dense vegetation. Late in the afternoon, armed men took up positions in the chosen spots around the village. They stood in groups of four at every spot. Not knowing what fate awaited them that night, they had already said their love and goodbyes to their families, and steeled their hearts to face any eventuality. The rest of the villagers comprising of men, women and children locked themselves up in their houses. The whole village waited for the sun to set, with bated breath.
As the night fell and darkness set in, Calum sat huddled in a corner of his shack, his face sweating profusely, more out of fear than heat. All windows and the door of his shack had been barricaded for the night, by Keith, though it would have seemed so inadequate against the terror that had taken grip of the village. As he sat alone, left with his thoughts, he drifted into memories of his turbulent life the last few years and all the pain he had to endure, much against his wish. Tears rolled down his cheeks as the memories hit him harder than the beast possibly could.
A young man of 18, Calum worked as an apprentice for the village blacksmith. The only child to his parents, he had lost his father at the age of ten, when he was killed in a hunting accident. At the age of 16, Calum had been afflicted by a disease of the blood, as the physician diagnosed. For many days, he had lain in bed, unable to walk and writhing in pain; wishing that he would rather die soon. His mother tended to his illness until Calum recovered. A few months later, almost when life seemed to have returned to normalcy, tragedy struck the family again. Calum lost his mother too; she was found dead in bed one morning; eyes glazed over; the face pale and devoid of blood. There was no sign of struggle of any sort. The physician opined that she had probably died of the same illness, having contracted it when tending to Calum, who had recovered from the disease miraculously though. Her body was given a quick unceremonious burial.
Calum could not recover from the loss of his mother, the only family he had left in the world. Most of the nights, he woke up sweating, his sleep broken by lucid nightmares. He was filled with guilt that he was still alive and his mother had died on his account. His gloomy life, in which Calum wallowed in self-pity and guilt, was brightened only by the presence of Keith, his best friend. A year older than Calum, Keith had himself been a loner most of his life. He had lost his entire family to the plague long ago. When he had nothing to call as home, he had travelled across villages ever since in search of work, before settling down in Dervaig three summers ago, and finding work as a farm-hand. He had met Calum around two years back at the blacksmith’s workshop. Keith liked the gullible Calum instantly and, as days went by, found out that they had a lot of things in common. Soon, they had become the best of friends and spent a lot of time in each other’s company. He had come to love Calum like a brother and always kept an eye out for him.
When Calum had fallen seriously ill, Keith worried himself sick over it. He did all he could to support Calum’s mother nurse Calum back to good health; he worked hard to earn the bread for Calum and his mother as well during those days of adversity. On his part, Calum valued Keith’s presence in his life very much and thought of him as an elder brother whom he would always listen to.
On that night, Keith had beseeched Calum to remain in his shack, locking himself in till morning. Keith feared for Calum’s safety and wanted him to stay away from all the terrible events that would unfold that night. He foresaw that it would be a bloodbath, as armed men positioned across the village prepared themselves to face the beast, and possibly kill it. Not wanting to stay away from the action out of fear though, Keith decided to take the risk of venturing into the night.
Elsewhere in the village, at that very moment, Isobel had just finished breastfeeding and placed the baby over the quilt gently, still humming the lullaby in a low voice to put the baby to sleep. Her husband Alistair had volunteered to be part of the watch group to safeguard the village that night, much to Isobel’s chagrin. With Alistair away for the night, as she sat in the darkness of the shack, she lit a candle, against her husband’s caution, to keep the insects away from the baby. As she waited quietly for the night to end and her husband to return home safely, unknown to her, a pair of bloodshot eyes watched her through the cracks in the wall of the shack. The beast had been drawn by the candlelight that could be seen from far away in the clear dark night. Circumventing the perimeter of the village, the beast approached the shack from the other side, to avoid the villagers that were waiting for it. Once near the shack, the fragrant smell of the baby’s fresh blood incited an intolerable bloodlust in the beast and it waited in anticipation of the right moment to strike.
After it made sure that there were no humans nearby, the beast sprang forward in giant leaps and broke into the house through one of the windows. The barricades crumbled like mud cakes under the impact. Isobel screamed in horror as the beast stood blocking the now open window; the door was still locked. Isobel had no escape. Before she could think or scream any further, the beast swiped at her with its claws, tearing her face completely off the skull, revealing the dull yellowish bone underneath. She died instantly, even before she fell to the ground next to the baby. The beast lashed out at the body with its claws, ripping and shredding the skin and muscle. Blood splattered everywhere. The beast lapped up the blood greedily from the face, or rather from where the face had been. It then turned to the baby that lay on the quilt, crying. Bending down, the beast smelled the baby all over, filling its large nostrils with the fragrance of its ‘meal’. Just as it was about to bite into the baby’s flesh, it stopped in mid-motion, hearing sounds outside the shack.
Isobel’s scream had alerted the villagers who came running to the shack. They broke open the door only to find Isobel’s body, torn to pieces. The baby lay crying next to its mother and the beast stood nearby, its face and snout covered in blood. Standing over eight feet tall, the beast’s thin muscular body was covered in pitch black hair; so black that it would blend perfectly into a moonless dark night. Each of its claws was razor sharp and over a couple of inches long. It looked at them with bloodshot eyes, baring its fangs that dripped blood. The villagers stood rooted to the ground, petrified. Alistair who was overcome with grief seeing his wife’s mangled body, turned mad with rage when he realized that the beast was about to kill his child as well. Letting out a bloodcurdling cry, he charged at the beast at full speed with his spear raised firmly. The others recovered from the shock and they too charged the beast that now sprang out of the shack quickly to run to safety.
Calum, bathed in the moonlight, ran through the streets searching for Keith. Hearing all the commotion and Alistair’s shriek that split the night air, he had come out of the shack to find Keith, fearing for his safety as he did not know what was happening outside.  Running fast, he reached the street by the dense vegetation that bordered the village. Soon as he entered the street, he saw a group of villagers running towards him from the other side of the street. He saw a primal rage on their faces that was contorted with gritted teeth. Before he could stop and react, the villagers attacked him with sticks and spears. Heavy blows were dealt to all parts of his body and soon he was down on the ground, bleeding from his snout, ears and the head that had been split by a heavy blow. Even as he felt his life draining out of him slowly, he saw the ecstatic villagers jumping with joy, their spears held high, and crying out in a happiness that almost bordered on insanity,
Hurray, the beast has been killed. We have nothing to fear anymore.
With only a few moments of life left in him, Calum thought about his mother who had sacrificed herself for his sake, thinking that her blood would cure him off his disease of bloodlust. Until her death, to keep her son alive and well, she had fed him with animals that she could manage to lay her hands on without getting caught. He remembered how her eyes had radiated love and warmth even as he sucked her dry. Only two reasons had kept him going despite the extreme guilt that overcame him after her death – the lust for blood which made him want to taste it again and again, and his love for Keith whom he did not want to leave all alone in the world. He felt a pang of sadness as he thought about Keith. With this final thought, Calum gasped out his final breath and died.
Keith sat hunched in the dense overgrowth, tears welling up in his eyes as he watched his friend die. His bloodshot eyes were filled with hatred for all the villagers that were dancing in the street.  It was his grave mistake, he realized, to have turned Calum into what he had become. But he had done it only to cure him off his illness and make him immortal so that they could remain brothers forever. Had he known that such a fate would befall Calum, he would never have turned Calum into someone like him. Now he was all alone in the world once again, and this very thought made him bare his fangs as he looked at all the prey that danced in joy in front of him. Just then, he remembered the baby and the fragrance of its blood, and he licked the blood that still dripped from his snout. There was only one thought running through his mind. Blood had to be spilt once again now. Calum had to be avenged.

Things would soon be normal, he thought, smiling to himself, as he quietly stood up eyeing the villagers.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Dealing with challenges

In any situation, be it personal, professional or political, that presents us with challenges and difficulties, we would ideally like to go through the following steps in the order as given: 

1. Console ourselves about the situation 
2. Convince ourselves about the decision to be taken 
3. Prepare ourselves for the challenge 
4. Adapt ourselves to the change 
5. Survive the battleground or madness 

Even bypassing one step above results in misery and burnout.

Random Streaks XXIX

In the current socio-economic scenario, there is nothing called middle-class. Middle-class are just the wannabe rich, but actually poor people. Just as zombies that are neither alive nor dead, the middle class are neither poor nor rich. So they neither get the luxuries of the rich nor the freebies of the poor.
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Life is all about cause and effect. And this cause and effect will most probably be the opposites of each other. You will find yourself in the most unpleasant roads only to end up in the most beautiful destination. Or you may walk the most comfortable roads that lead to nowhere that you want to be. It's your choice entirely.
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Many times we find ourselves out and down. But it important to not stay, down and out.
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The best thing about time is that it does not have a character or quality of its own. It is either the right time or the wrong time for anything you do, depending only on your attitude.
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One would say, the absence of goodness is evil. I would rather say, the absence of evil is goodness. Just as no one sees success without seeing failures first, one can never reach heaven without walking through hell first. One can never meet God without making an appointment with the Devil first. So don't worry about the difficult times in life. It only means you are getting closer to the good times of life.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. And it can also be held back by a single negative thought. Think positive.
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Like project management, life too has triple constraints. They are Health, Wealth and Family. When one is affected, the other two gets impacted automatically.
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Heaven is not a faraway place, up in the skies. Heaven is all the out-of-the-world experiences you can have right here on this blue planet.
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As the thinking becomes sharp, the words uttered becomes blunt
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When people have gotten used to crossing their boundaries a sufficient number of times, they no longer mend their ways. They instead redraw the boundaries, taking everything else for granted.
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In this modern age, that one piece of text that people will read keenly no matter how long or abstract it may be is a family will.


For everything else to be read, they want it to fit in a mobile screen.
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A second after death, you are just a body.


A month after death, you are just somebody or nobody to everybody else.
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As we sit worrying if we will have enough time to complete an existing goal or take up a new one, time passes anyway. 

Just go for it.
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The most dangerous weapon in the world is social media. And it is triggered by the most dangerous button called 'Share'.
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There are two kinds of happy successful people in this world:

One who buys an Audi to enjoy driving it.

And the one who is driven to buy an Audi.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Why do workaholics give up?

Why do people who have been workaholics (but loyal workers as per their thoughts) suddenly give up? It is because all along their body was giving up but their mind didn't. So they ignored the body. One fine day, the body suddenly gave up all its energy and told the mind it can do no more. That's when the mind realized the gravity of the situation and adapts itself to it, as it has no other choice. The mind-body relation should be that of a husband and a wife. They should love each other, respect each other and take care of each other. If the mind becomes the boss and the body becomes the worker, then you are doomed.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Leaf out of my book #2

In the times of our parents and grandparents, money was hard to come by. Every paise mattered. Building a house and marrying a girl off were a lifetime achievement. Having a car, a two-wheeler, a TV, and so on were all a luxury. Mobile phones were non-existent. The only net that people knew were the ones tied around the bed to protect oneself from the mosquito. Pizza was assumed to be the leaning tower in Italy. Woodlands were the outskirts of the city where no one ventured into in the night. People atleast multi-tasked with the hand fan made of leaf in one hand, and a book in another with a dim yellow bulb above their head. Almost everything was reused, especially rice cooked the previous night. They knew nothing about the advancements of technology we enjoy today. They knew nothing, except how to be happy, naturally. They were not sensitive about the sadness that came in the way of their happiness. They were grateful for the happiness that came into their tough life. They found time for their gods, family, friends, and for themselves. They did not buy a credit card and look into their budget every month for money to pay it off. They instead put lots of love into postcards that they sent to their loved ones. They waited for all good things in life, and relished it when they got it. And if they did not get it, they still lived a contended life knowing they gave it a try. They respected each other for they really were, not for what they expected each other to be. When they had their cups empty, they had a burning desire to fill it. Now that the cup is full, we let it go cold and instead wander in search of another cup to fill. The creative minds ran wild due to lack of fear to try out anything and everything in life. Their life let them take a break and breathe. And they lived and built this planet. We are now continue inhaling that breath while it lasts. Find a life.

Leaf out of my book #1

When I was in school, my father never gave me any pocket money. I was always broke. My father was going through bad times, and sometimes it was difficult even to run a family, pay for the education and meet all commitments. When I started college in 1993, my father gave me a monthly allowance of Rs.125. I felt on top of the world. But soon as I moved on to post-graduation, I felt my allowance had to graduate too. By 1999 I demanded a raise and he agreed on Rs.400. I felt like a millionaire. I got my first job in 2000 with a salary of Rs.4000. 10 times more than what my father gave me. I was on Cloud 9. Ego kicked in. I immediately bought a bike and a computer on installment, almost emptying my salary every month. So I continued taking money from my dad, shameless that I was! :-) But all this while I had not realized how much my father struggled to make that money, what pain he endured to give me and my sister a good education and life. My salary kept increasing, and I stopped taking money from my father. I started giving money to him every month. But I had still not learned what he went through for me to understand what I was trying to repay. One day he told me that I would become a great man someday but he would not be around to see it. I felt bad, but did not think of it much in the days that followed. But after I lost him in 2008, and started taking up the responsibility of being the man of the house, taking care of ftly, I really understood my father better. Ever since I have been making the effort to know him more everyday, and thinking about the fact that, even if I became the President of the US tomorrow, my father is not going to be there to relax in the White House, to smile while he rested and drank a hot cup of tea. But that's ok. Some things are meant to be exactly the way they are meant to be. He lived his life and I have no knowledge or right to judge it, to tell if he lived it well or not. But my life is in my hands. And all that matters to me now is, what legacy will I pass on by my life as an example. Everyone will find their way through the darkness by the light that shines in their mind, for this dark path is within themselves that they need to illuminate. Why do you want others to wake you up, when it is your eyes that are closed?

Say No to anger

On many occasions, or over incidents in life, we tend to give in to anger that builds up inside us, thus reacting in a way that satisfies our ego at that point of time. However, at that very moment, our intellect fails. When we have cooled down, we realize that we have not only proved ourselves to be an emotional fool, but have also given away our future plans to the people who are the cause of our anger in the first place. This outburst in a moment of angered lunatic impulse does not serve us any purpose. Instead, take a minute to think with a calm mind. See where you stand amidst that situation. Get your bearings and think over your next steps. Then just move forward towards your goal. Don't expect people to understand you, and see you for the person you really are. That expectation is just not realistic in this world. So whatever you do, put a lid over your anger and keep your focus on your higher goal. Rise above the minions. Remember, if you bark at the pig, it will not change to become a human. Only you will end up becoming a dog.

55F/Flash Fiction - Story #3

Guy wakes up in the middle of the night to his wife pulling his blanket. He smiled, for she always did that with his blanket. Then he remembered that she had gone to her mother's house for the weekend.

55F/Flash Fiction Story #2

Husband comes home to find his wife in the kitchen, and hugs her. She smiles at him saying she will make him a hot cup of coffee. Just then his phone rings. It's his wife saying she will be late from office as she is tied up with a lot of work. 

55F/Flash Fiction Story #1

Suffering from severe cold and ear pain, I had stuffed both my ears with cotton so that the cold air wouldn't get in. But alas, as my hearing was blocked, I could not hear and know what I spoke.

Random Streaks XXVIII

If time travel was possible and we could travel to the past, then we would never get past our present to reach our future. If time travel to the future was possible, then we will never ever appreciate the present. The best lived life is the one lived in the present, thus automatically manifesting a glorious past and a curious future.
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Life is governed by physics. If this is understood well then we will understand the mechanics behind how this world functions. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. That is why, what you give, good or bad, is immediately replaced/refilled by the universe, back to you. So give, to receive.
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Build a garden with your heart and God will water your plants.
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Human belief system and spirituality, in a nutshell - A good man does good, for he wants to go to Heaven when he dies. But in his journey, he thus suffers Hell on earth for being righteous. A bad man knows he is going to Hell when he dies. So he does anything it takes to enjoy Heaven on earth instead.
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If you have only one line of advice to give your children, let it be - do only those things in life that you can tell about proudly to your mother.
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Many people fight and argue not because they have truth on their side, but they have lies to cover.
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One of the major reasons why relationships or friendships fail is because people try to judge the other person based on their own limitations and prejudices rather than by the merits of the person.
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Dreams come from the passionate heart. But it's realization comes from the focused mind.
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When at war, you may hate even your best friend. But when in love, you will have compassion and empathy for your enemy also.
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My greatest pain is not in my own suffering but in knowing that I could not take up the pain of my loved ones so that they could have lived happily. The happiest pain one can suffer in life is sacrifice.
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There is a reason why God gave humans the power of destruction of life but not its creation. It is to let humans survive or fall as a race by their own thoughts and actions.
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When dealing with problems in life, never confuse yourself between excuses and problems. Excuses are what your fears create for you. Reasons are what your experience and rational mind unearth for you.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Fear and Miracle

Both fear and miracle can defy logic. It is up to us to choose.

Every leap of faith

Before every leap of faith,
there is a heap of doubt.
With a constant creep of fear,
the climb appears very steep.
Though efforts and confidence run deep,
the initial luck is just a neap.
But with persistence comes a small bleep of hope,
gradually leading you to reap the fortunes.

Cause and Effect


Life is all about cause and effect. And this cause and effect will most probably be the opposites of each other.


You will find yourself in the most unpleasant roads only to end up in the most beautiful destination.

Or you may walk the most comfortable roads that lead to nowhere that you want to be.

It's your choice entirely.